You may think that this is some sort of secret thing where you order it and we send you something. But it’s not. It’s nothing. If you buy this, we will you send you nothing in the mail. You will have nothing to enjoy from us.
This isn’t some sort of Buddhist thing about emptiness. This is actually nothing. You will not gain any enlightenment from it, or virtue of any sort. But we will have your money, and we suppose that’s something. But for you, nothing.